{"id":538,"date":"2012-04-15T13:26:46","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T19:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/?p=538"},"modified":"2014-01-28T13:27:35","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T19:27:35","slug":"mages-are-douchbags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/?p=538","title":{"rendered":"Mages are Douchbags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why mages are typically the douchiest players I&#8217;ve ever met. Ran a new dungeon with Essaac (druid, I&#8217;m not talking about him it was a pug mage) today who just turned 85 and is naturally doing shitty dps and needing on all the healing gear besides that. I don&#8217;t mind that but I personally would kick up a fit if I also needed something a damn druid was needing on when they aren&#8217;t in the spec they need it on. For the record even if no one else in the group needs what I want I&#8217;ll say &#8220;ok if I need for OS?&#8221; or something. But, that&#8217;s me. Since I was healing and didn&#8217;t need gear, it wasn&#8217;t an issue.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway we got End Time and everyone was doing less than 15k dps so all the fights took twice as long as normal. That wasn&#8217;t a real big deal until we were on the last boss and I recommended hitting the hourglass every 20% because the dps is &#8220;pretty low&#8221;. The mage apparently took offense and started with the usual mage insults like &#8220;I could outheal you on my pally&#8221; and for his poor dps &#8220;I&#8217;m pvp fire spec&#8221; and something about how I don&#8217;t know how to pvp, so I mentioned my priest and he kept going on about how I was so &#8220;fail bad&#8221; and this and that. I would have let him die if he was taking any damage. I had to put out 20k hps because that fight went so long and people were undergeared or whatever. He mentioned his paladin so I told him every time I dispelled wings or bubble I&#8217;d &#8220;think of him&#8221; but he said that made no sense because he is of course, a moron (hint, you said you had a pally, stupid) Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why mages are typically the douchiest players I&#8217;ve ever met. Ran a new dungeon with Essaac (druid, I&#8217;m not talking about him it was a pug mage) today who just turned 85 and is naturally doing shitty dps and needing on all the healing gear besides that. I don&#8217;t mind that but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[19,16],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-worldofwarcraft","tag-derps","tag-ragers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}