{"id":3657,"date":"2014-05-15T17:57:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T23:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/?p=3657"},"modified":"2014-05-15T17:58:58","modified_gmt":"2014-05-15T23:58:58","slug":"rainbows-and-ponies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/?p=3657","title":{"rendered":"Rainbows and Ponies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes Horde wins, and I don&#8217;t even know why.<\/p>\n<p>I had a sweet Twin Peaks today on my 88 MW monk.\u00a0\u00a0 A mage is telling everyone to crush the enemy healers and &#8220;make them regret queuing&#8221;. I&#8217;m amused. I follow him and clash in mid a bit, die, rez, run around healing, when I notice, we don&#8217;t have the ally flag.<\/p>\n<p>But, we have 3-4 people in the Ally base. I run to it and, no one is getting the flag. They kill 2 ally in their base and, they all stand there.<\/p>\n<p>No one gets the flag.<\/p>\n<p>They all run out.<\/p>\n<p>No one gets the flag.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m like F IT I&#8217;ll do it geezes. As I&#8217;m running the flag back, unprotected, a mage is screaming at me to &#8220;stay with the team&#8221;. I&#8217;m like hi, I&#8217;m not even rolling, you can mount, try to keep up.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not even rolling to let people keep up with me, and they don&#8217;t. \u00a0 The name calling starts. There&#8217;s like 6 mins left at that point.<\/p>\n<p>Only back at our base I end up dying on the cap spot I just Transferred to 2 seconds before we returned our flag. (Damn shadow stepping rogues) By then ally is on to me and killing me every time I get the flag after that. I say I&#8217;m done doing it. More insulting ensues.<\/p>\n<p>Hunter gets the flag, I throw CD&#8217;s on him to get him through the ally crowd and he keeps running. A druid and mage are intent on wrecking my face as he chugs along and leaves me behind. It&#8217;s cool. I die, he gets the cap. We win.<\/p>\n<p>Hunter says &#8220;thanks for saving me&#8221; and I say &#8220;love you hunter&#8221;. Rainbows and ponies, we won.<\/p>\n<p>Bad win, but a win anyway.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh and TURTLE POWER! Thanks for making me think of that awful live action Ninja Turtles preview.\u00a0 Eeesh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3660\" src=\"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006-650x365.jpg\" alt=\"WoWScrnShot_051514_135006\" width=\"650\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006-650x365.jpg 650w, https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/WoWScrnShot_051514_135006.jpg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes Horde wins, and I don&#8217;t even know why. I had a sweet Twin Peaks today on my 88 MW monk.\u00a0\u00a0 A mage is telling everyone to crush the enemy healers and &#8220;make them regret queuing&#8221;. I&#8217;m amused. I follow him and clash in mid a bit, die, rez, run around healing, when I notice, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-3657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pvp","category-worldofwarcraft","tag-horde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3657"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3661,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3657\/revisions\/3661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ocyla.catchmehooking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}