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Worst RBGS ever

I got in a yolo rbg tonight with a guardian druid named Skilex.  ilevel a whopping 516, no gems, no enchants, no reforging, had as much health in bear form as my druid in no form.

First one, WSG, we lost.  We had absolutely no O.

Second one, WSG.  We won, but had to cap the fucking flag 4x before the idiot druid capped it.

Third one, AB.  We got two bases, the druid threw a hissy we didn’t follow directions and rage quit.  Then another person, and another.  We got 5 capped and lost quick.  The other team was all 1700 to our average of probably 500.  Lovely.

Alliance in general, well at least in randoms and yolo rbgs, have no idea how to pvp.  The mage was yelling to turtle with 18 mins left in WSG, then again at 13 mins.  I just, omg.  It’s awful.

I think Horde are Jerkier

I’ve been mostly on my Alliance priest lately, but I noticed Horde attack towns way more often than Alliance.  They seem to constantly bother Darkshire, Goldshire in particular.  I know Alliance hits up Crossroads and Silvermoon, but not really with the same amount of sustained trouble.  It could be that no Alliance bother to go stop them, too.

Oh and Hunar admitted he was previously Frostrated/DKmohawk/Junktoko. I figured.  I used the phrase “you sound like Sealan” as a bait (per Sealan) when he was rude again in guild chat.  The guild announcement said to sign up for events on the calendar, only no events were on the calendar.  I asked if we do RBGs and he smartly replied “no, we don’t pvp we’re a raiding guild” and some other snarky crap.

Should have just gquit right then, I’ll probably regret staying in the guild with that guy.

And man.  Hunters /sigh

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Alliance Just as Bad as I remember

I solo queued for some bgs on my Alliance today went 1/6.  The one win was an AB we won by 10 points.  TEN.

I then formed a group with guild, and we went on to lose 3 more. The DK in our party rage quit during the Kotmogu we were in, when I commented on it, the druid also said they rage quit.  Only, they waited until the bg was over to leave the party and log out.  Then the other 2 people also left group.

So, good guild.

I Now Belong to Three Guilds

I joined a guild today on my alliance priest called Desire Expanse.  What that name means, I don’t even know.  I wasn’t going to join, because the conversation I had with the person recruited was slightly stupid, but then that cat dicking with a  mouse thing hit me and I agreed.  First, the silly conversation we had.

Guy: I noticed you arenn’t in a guild, we pvp, interested?

Me: (trying to be polite)  All I do is pvp, but I’m rarely on Alliance any more.

Guy: sry went offline what did u say?

I dislike repeating myself but they did come back to me so ok.  I repeated myself.

Guy: this is a pvp guild. so u in

Me: what kind of pvp do you do, and what rank?

That’s two questions if you were counting.

Guy: We primarily do rated bgs and arena

Didn’t answer the rank question.

This went on for a bit, I had to ask what MMR they were 3x, there was a long pause, they say it’s “low”, I repeated asking WHAT MMR, and a “checking” and came back with the leader being 1700.   This is important to me, if you pvp, you should know.  I agreed to join.

When I log in the guild message is :  CTA Deepwind Gorge.  Sign up for guild events ingame calendar.  Get Skype.

I choke back a snort and ask if they really skype for random bgs. They say yes, it helps to win.  I sort of elitist-eyeball roll and say that’s cool, I’ve gotten a little over 1700 doing no voice rbgs, though.  There’s no response to that.  I can see skyping to shoot the breeze but otherwise, really?

I comment in gchat about pvp a bit, and how I wish the free faction transfers would come to our guild, but no one replies.  We’ll see how this goes.